Earlier & earlier………

So early in the year and yet the Christmas decorations are already coming out. Some stores had Christmas stuff out in August……craziness I tell ya!
This will be my first Christmas with my parents since ’97. I didn’t think it was that long but it really is; and to the best of my [...]

I’m assuming, going by the lack of communication f…

I’m assuming, going by the lack of communication from Mr. Sligo, that I didn’t win the Monday Night Football Pool. Bloody typical! I’m telling ya, I wouldn’t win an argument, or a turkey debate for that matter.
Just popped out to pick up some lunch, what a great day today! It’s a great day to skip [...]

Last night I trekked down to my most favorite (and…

Last night I trekked down to my most favorite (and least visited) watering hole – yup, I went back to Fadó! Some of the old crew are back and after being summoned, how could I refuse? It was good to see the gang again; also good to see the resident asshole doesn’t always have to [...]

Ok I’ll Play………..

Top 5 best things to have happened me (in no particular order)1. Buying my house2. Finding Wonderpooch3. Breaking up with Aussie guy4. Watching the husbands win ‘99 Champions League………(definitely worth mentioning!)5. Arrival of my nephew and nieceTop 5 worst things (again in no particular order) 1. Death of Godmother2. Death of Aunt3. Everytime I [...]

If everything happens in threes, then I’m waiting …

If everything happens in threes, then I’m waiting for news of a 3rd pregnancy. Nervously waiting; there are so many I know who are trying for kids, it’d be nice to hear some good news. As long as it’s them though and not me…….could you imagine???? Me, struck down with pregnancy! The very thought of [...]

The Great Turkey Debate……..

This is what happens when I get writer’s block……..posts about nothing! As I’ve said before, my family will be visiting me for Christmas. This family trip consists of my parents, sister and brother-in-law. My Mother wants to cook a turkey; I don’t. Yeah, I know it’s Christmas and it won’t be Christmas without turkey. But:1) [...]

About me…….

I’ve been asked to divulge a little about me; without giving too much away, here goes. I’m from Limerick (city or county? You decide!), I left in the early 90’s, as a young slip of a thing I might add, to make my fortune in America. 12 years later, I’m still searching for my fortune, [...]

The Cork Examiner…….

I first met The Cork Examiner last St. Paddy’s Day (note to some - it’s PADDY not Patty!!) He was a newbie to the Watering Hole, young and impressionable. However, it didn’t take him long to make his mark! So, from time to time, we have the pleasure of his company; he’s quite the jet [...]

Dating

So, Knight Rider has prompted topics today, whether he’s aware of it or not. He’s said that there are double standards beneficial to women; however he’s yet to convince me of his argument! Women, he claims, get the perk of free dinners on date night. As I’m of the “non-dating” sector of the female population [...]

The Husbands………

Rooooooney, Rooooooney!! Man United definitely put Bolton in their place yesterday! Rooney came back from his goal scoring drought to put away a hat trick and Mr. “Please Take Your Shirt Off” (aka Ronaldo) tapped in another to dash any hopes Bolton players & supporters may have had. Wonderful stuff!!Completely unrelated side note:Mr. “I don’t [...]

A Hot Tomato……

For years, I was under the impression that the phrase was “He’s a hot tomato”…..I’ve since been corrected but I like my phrase and have decided that anyone with a smother factor of 7 or higher will be referred to as a hot tomato!

Double Standards

Society today abounds with double standards. Let’s start with the oldest & greatest. If a young man enjoys the pleasure of young females, he’s a stud out spreading his wild oats. If a young woman is to take the same approach, she’s nothing more than a slut who, in olden times, would be stoned to [...]

Rumor has it that David Beckham is going to star i…

Rumor has it that David Beckham is going to star in a remake of the famous Levi’s 501 commercial where the guy strips off in the launderette. Heaven, thy name is Becks! If I was fortunate enough to be in that launderette, with him stripping in front of me, I think I’d have a stroke……….if [...]

I have become a food network addict! Not because I…

I have become a food network addict! Not because I plan on cooking anytime soon (ye can all breathe a collective sigh of relief!) but I just love watching them whip up new dishes. My favorite is Paula Deen……a Southern gal, just as Southern as they come! You can catch her Friday nights on the [...]

Gold diggers………

Bibi and I got into a discussion about gold diggers last night; we were wondering if men’s perspective of us has changed since buying our houses and joining the wonderful world of homeownership?! Have we shown ourselves to be independent women who don’t need a man to provide for us? Or have we ruined things [...]

I had so much to write about and now I can’t think…

I had so much to write about and now I can’t think of a single thing! Oh well, Happy Friday! Working job 2 tonight; costume contest is tonight so should be interesting. Circe, I’ve searched high and low for theatres showing The Queen and the only one I can find is the Regal Cinema on [...]

Another Movie………

Circe, I’ll make a deal with you! I won’t make you suffer through Open Season. But instead, we have to go see The Queen; as soon as I figure out where it’s playing that is.

My friends have a new addition to their family. A…

My friends have a new addition to their family. Amy Grace, born 10/25/06. Congrats!!!

TAPS

I love Wednesday night TV! 3 hours of Ghosthunters with little breaks to catch updates on Top Chef - doesn’t get much better than this!! Tonight the TAPS crew are in a closed penitentiary in West Virginia and there’s all sorts of scary stuff going on around them. TAPS, for anyone even [...]

Defining a relationship

While driving home tonight, an interesting topic was being discussed on the radio. The DJ was asking why women feel the need to define a relationship. He said they’re never happy until they reach their ultimate goal of marriage, and once they reach that goal sometimes feel all their problems are solved and they don’t [...]

I have heat!!

It’s a wonderful thing!! No more trekking off to bed dressed like I’m headed on an expedition to the Artic Circle – categorize that one Circe!! Mr. Norway to the rescue………I thank you & Wonderpooch thanks you! Mwah!!! Tonight we’re going to relax at home and do absolutely nothing….in heated comfort!
I’ve been wondering - when [...]

The Joys of Sex…..

1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth.

2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow.

3. Lovemaking can [...]

Popped into the watering hole last night to discus…

Popped into the watering hole last night to discuss babysitting for W. The usual suspects were there and then some. The Travelling Wilbur had planted himself at the bar, and was probably being regaled with stories from the mother land. It would appear that Uncle Travelling Sam, his paternal twin, can’t hang with the big [...]

Phone Sex

While sipping margaritas with Circe and enjoying the attention of the male staff, we came onto the topic of phone sex (as you do!). What’s the point of phone sex??
Guys should know it does absolutely nothing for the majority of women except guarantee us a good nights sleep, after we pass out from boredom. Or [...]

A very quiet night at the watering hole; everyone …

A very quiet night at the watering hole; everyone toddled off home nice & early for a change. I was very impressed! The place is nicely decorated for Halloween; though some of the decorations are getting on our nerves…………but we’ll never admit that to Mr. Sligo! He’ll just go overboard for Christmas! The Traveling Wilbur [...]

As the proud collector of failed relationships, I …

As the proud collector of failed relationships, I can say there was a point in each relationship where I was truly happy; however fleeting that moment may have been, it was there nonetheless. I think for any relationship to work, there has to be a foundation. Mutual respect (and adoration for me!) is a good [...]

If you had the choice

To up and move tomorrow, where would you go to? I’ve made no secret of my love of Chicago; I’d move there in a heartbeat! I also love NYC but I’m not sure I could ever live there. How about to visit? Anywhere in the world; take your pick! I’d love to take a trip [...]

I’m tired……..

Today I’m just tired, weary & worn out. I’m starving too; all I can think about is what I should do for lunch and I just can’t decide! It better be something good; I’m at job 2 again tonight and may not have time to grab anything.
So Hecate’s decided to bring up snuggling; a fine [...]

The kids

are discussing their breakfast right now. They passed up the opportunity to dine at one of Atlanta’s finest eateries (Waffle House) to hit the grocery store and cook…….they’re all grown up and able to fend for themselves. I’ve got Dodger lamenting the lack of perfect crispy bacon at said eatery! I’ve just been infomed me [...]

Manchester United v Liverpool

The husbands played Liverpool today. They put on a fine display of football and won 2-0. Woohoo!!!!! Sorry Scouse Bitch but…………..na na na na na!!

I have to agree

With Hecate’s post regarding Aussie men. I dated a guy from Melbourne a few years ago who always called me Sweetheart. I found out later that he called all his girlfriends Sweetheart so he wouldn’t get caught out calling one of us by the wrong name. He ended up going back to Australia and it [...]

Sitting in the watering hole

On break from work. I’m surrounded by young kids slamming Jaeger shots and rehashing their night of debauchery. I feel very very old!

To follow up on Hecate’s post from yesterday; another fine way to get back at someone who has been a complete ass to you is to take a horrible photo of [...]

Dating Irish men……….

They’re charmers……we all know that! That “brogue” can bring any woman to her knees! Their knack for storytelling can keep you enthralled for hours. And you may even find yourself thinking “Jaysus, this one might be a keeper!”
But once they have ya, that’s it! The charm is gone, the conversation is gone, the foreplay [...]

Mitch Bu’Cannon (BOOM!!)

Having mentioned Mitch in an earlier post, I don’t think I did him justice so here I go again! I knew Mitch Bu’Cannon (BOOM!) from the watering hole but only really got to know him after I started moonlighting at said watering hole. I will defend this guy to the ends of the earth! He’s [...]

First off……..

Greetings & salutations to Mitch Bu’Cannon (BOOM!!) - sorry for the delay in posting but these things happen!Just had a very enjoyable evening with Ms. Manchester (aka Mancy Bitch). We don’t get to hang out and talk much by ourselves so it’s always good to catch up with her. Once again, we hit the local [...]

Happily ever after……

Society may be more accepting of the single 30somethings but for some, being single is a fate worse than death! In a perfect world, we’d all find our soulmate and live happily ever after but it doesn’t work like that, boys and girls. There is no magic potion or knight in shining armor. However, you’ll [...]

Men & Women………

We claim to be independant women; not relying on anything or anyone to get us through as long as we have our galpals close by to vent, bitch & moan to. So why is it that we seek the approval of men when making certain decisions or taking certain actions? Some days it seems we [...]

What a night!

Tonight we ventured out to the local. My dear friend Circe shows up with the sassiest haircut I’ve seen since I chopped 7″ off my locks. She had grown men throwing themselves at her! I must admit to a tinge of jealously but I also must admit I can’t sass like she sasses! So I [...]

Tattoos………..

I love them! To me, there’s nothing hotter than a guy with tats! I got my first tattoo earlier this year and was instantly hooked! If the finances would allow, I’d have a lot more by now!
There’s no middle ground when it comes to tattoos; either you love them or hate them. Some people lectured [...]

Chav

Many people have been asking me the meaning of the term “Chav”. Courtesy of urbandictionary.com I bring you the definitions:
1. chavPicture this a young lad about 12 years of age and 4 ½ feet high baseball cap at ninety degrees in a imitation addidas tracksuit, with trouser legs tucked into his socks (of course, he [...]

Wonderpooch!

Here he is!
Part Lab, part Jack Russell…….all go!

As most of you know………

I recently bought a house. My very first house and, after the packing & moving, my very last house! This place feels more like home than any place I’ve lived in for quite some time! Don’t you love that feeling??? Still not completely unpacked but my thoughts are if I haven’t looked for it yet, [...]

Hello :)

I’ve decided to follow the example of friends and join the wide world of blogging! This could get very boring or very interesting; do you really want a peek into my world???
You’ll hear about my faithful companion, Wonderpooch, my family and friends. You’ll definitely hear about my fanatical approach to all things Man United, aka [...]