It’s that time of year again; where every plastic paddy in the fucking place decides to announce how their great great grandparents arrived from Cork on the Mayflower and how they’re so proud to be Irish……..all the while getting drunk off their arses and clamouring for green beer - would ya ever shag off??!!
Yes, dear friends - I’m referring to St. Paddy’s Day (did ye get that?? Paddy not Patty!) It’s a day when most ex-pats would rather spend the day running for cover than brave their local, cherished watering hole. Course the rest of us will brave the place, if for no other reason than to ridicule the plastic paddies, parading around in all their glory. And let me warn everyone - the first fucker to pinch me for not wearing green will get my black boot up their arse!
So this weekend, Watering Hole Eile has the pleasure of my company, working alongside Yer Wan from Waterford and Jersey Bitch - poor JB has no clue what she’s in for!
Filed under: Pure Shite!
I am sure paddy’s day will be filled with gobshites wearing green and the plastic Leprechaun hats, along with the pins the say “Kiss me I’m Irish”!! I figured it will be a hectic a stressful day BUT none the less you know my personality and I always try to have as much fun as possible. The day will be what we make of it!!
I say this now but by noon I will probably be ready to use some kick boxing moves on someone!!
Ummm…so does that mean I shouldn’t wear my everyone loves an irish girl shirt at my party I’m throwing? Geez…
Well, JB, if they are really Irish they won’t spare you the time of day.
What’s that joke? “What’s an Irish Queer?”
“A man who loves women more than beer”
Go figure
A party Ms. Bliss???? NIce!! Thanks for the invite!!!
OK JB! Be nice now… you all are completely invited but I’m thinking that I don’t live right around the corner. How about I drink extra for you? But in case you wanted to know…the menu is corned beef and cabbage… homemade Brown Bread and Soda Bread… and for dessert, from scratch Bailey’s Irishcream cheesecake. Oh yeah…and I stocked the beer fridge too. ;o)