The other night I was babysitting my favorite little fella so was absent from the Watering Hole. It’s amazing how all hell can break loose when I’m not around to chaperone those nearest and dearest to me!!
Jersey Bitch and Kitty Kat seem to have gotten into a heated debate about who has the [...]
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Last week a group of us ventured off to watch Jersey Bitch in action……………..on the softball field. We braved the bitter cold of the night to sit in the stands and wave our banners in earnest! However, judging by the look on her face, she really didn’t appreciate our efforts. But we’ll continue to show [...]
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Contrary to popular opinion (he’s been listening to the voices in his head again!) Mr. Saggy Tits will never even come close to being a chippendale………………….though maybe he can score a role in the next Chip n’ Dale cartoon movie!
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In all his glory!!!
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So you’re having a hard time lately; things appear to be the shittest possible and yet the hits just keep on coming. Is it true that in order to get back on track you have to reach your lowest point ever? You have to experience a truly selfish point in your life when you don’t [...]
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Apparently my duty as a blogger is to send messages to various people from my friends. So lets just knock them all out at once!
Take your dirty clothes home with you - you know who you are.
You owe $170 for bills - you know who you are.
Flowers will not guarantee a blow job - you [...]
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Ladies and gentlemen, allow me to introduce you to our newest cast member - Kitty Kat. During her first visit to the Watering Hole, she informed Jersey Bitch she needed to find a “younger bar”. Well now!! But she got sucked in, just like the rest of us. And even brought her “bloke du jour” [...]
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Ladies, hear my plea! If you’re in the mood for some horizontal hokey pokey, please consider the following guidelines as you make your way out into the night:
Before leaving home, check yourself. Remember, the mirror is your friend.
Embrace your body size and choose clothes to suit.
Shoving your boobs into somone’s face is not necessarily an attractive [...]
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So, the countdown has begun - in less than 6 weeks I’ll be back in Limerick, with Jersey Bitch by my side! Who’s brave enough (or crazy enough!) to join us for beverages in one of the local watering holes??? Any takers???
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You befriend people who share the same interests as you. Be it their choice in music, movies, tv shows, or sporting events (Go United!!!). I have a friend, a very dear friend, and our only common pastime is our love of the Watering Hole. How are we even friends???
This is a friend who won’t dare [...]
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And some days you’re the windscreen……….such is life right? I’m starting to believe that if a situation seems too good to be true it probably is. So what do you do? Stay on the train and wait for the sudden stop? Or bail now before it all comes crashing down around you? If you’re anything like [...]
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