A blah day :(

I’m feeling icky and I’m getting no sympathy from Newbie - probably because I didn’t give him any when he first got sick.  I know, it serves me right!
I’m looking forward to curling up on the couch with Wonderpooch; hopefully there’ll be no trick or treaters to annoy him, the squirrels and chipmunks are enough to deal with!  
I’m [...]

On a related note (kinda)

How would you feel if you received an engagement ring your fiance previously purchased for another?  For the guys; how would you feel if your fiance decided to wear a dress she’d purchased for her other wedding that never materialized? 

Eliza’s been perusing the classifieds again

And is commenting on the number of wedding dresses and engagement rings that are being hocked, under the description of never worn or never used.
Would you buy someone else’s (unused/unworn) wedding dress or engagement ring?  Is that like buying their bad luck?  Or am I just too superstitious for my own good???

One of the DJs

From the morning show I listen to is going to stay at a reputedly haunted hotel tonight in Buckhead.  I’m listening to the findings from an investigation held last night.  Now I’m dying to find out what hotel they’re talking about, cos I really want to check it out myself!!
If you’re interested in hearing any [...]

A good memory!

Almost 4 years ago, Mother Dearest had planned a visit here.  I’d asked Dad if he was going to join her, since circumstances had changed but he said no. 
Arrival day came and off I toddled to the airport.  I passed the time chatting to Big Sis on the phone, while patiently waiting at [...]

As much as we’d all like to have

A certain standard of living, circumstances often dictate otherwise.  As a result, situations can make us jealous of others, maybe even resentful at times. 
Sure, you can take fault for allowing yourself to get into a bind.  But sometimes, there’s nothing you can do.  Just keep your head up, knowing that eventually you’ll see the light [...]

Cease & Desist!

Enough wedding talk.  There is no wedding, there will be no wedding.  You can all quit it already! 
Honest to God, what are ye lot like?!  If my Mother gets wind of all this wedding talk, there’s gonna be hell to pay! You know who you are!

Advice……..

For anyone thinking of moving here; I wish someone had told me this years ago! 
Never, ever stand on a cockroach to kill it.  If it’s female & she’s preggers, then you get the little bastards all over your shoes and can carry them into your house/car/office/fav shoe store!  Eugh!  Freaking gross!  How come nobody bothered to tell me about [...]

I’m on an astrology kick

So I ventured to a site and used the matchmaker by sign they have there.  From what they say, as long as Newbie caters to my needs, we’ll be just fine.  Now he may read it differently but that’s a guy thing, right?!  Well it’s a guy thing but it might also be because it [...]

I got a blogging award! :)

You can check it out here!  Many thanks to SolarisGal for that!  I’m so honored!

Let’s talk about sex!

Actually I don’t want to talk about sex, I just wanted an attention grabbing title.  I’m a tease………..deal with it!
I’ve actually got feck all to say; no, that’s not true!  I’ve got 101 thoughts buzzing around in my head.  I need to grab one thought and go with it.  Oh what the hell!  Let’s talk about lurve! [...]

I just read my horoscope

And it advises me to exercise in order to cheer myself up!  Exercise???  Me???  Ha!  I scoff at exercise!  I scoff even harder at the gobshite who wrote that horoscope today!  Can ye imagine me doing anything remotely exercisey???  Yeah, me either! 
Then I popped over to have a gander at Newbie’s horoscope and it recommends he stays home from work!!  WTF???  Honest [...]

I survived the weekend………..

Barely survived it, but that’s neither here nor there.  To sum up, let’s say parties, good times, hangovers, and cops all had a part in my weekend.  Cute cops at that!! Who knew?!
I’m debating whether or not to post some pics on here; it’s a big decision!  To post or not to post……….that [...]

Feast or famine!

Why is it that when there’s nothing going on, nobody calls & wants to hang out?  Then when you accept one invitation, you’re suddenly inundated with invites???  Tonight I’ve got the Halloween party to attend and today I’m fielding dinner invites from friends old and new!  Fecking typical! 

A sure sign I’m getting old!

Tonight saw me venturing out to a local bar with a girlfriend.  On our agenda was simply to have a few drinks, enjoy some good conversation, all while checking out the eye candy - fairly relaxed wouldn’t ya think?! 
We both love to people watch, and after getting the nitty gritty gossip out of the way, relaxed enough to [...]

To the smart arse

Who e-mailed me a picture of a Wispa, I just want to say feck off!  
Nice move remaining anonymous; but be afraid, I’ll track you down!

Pros & Cons to living here

Pros:

Nice weather
I found Wonderpooch
Have great friends……..mwah!
Sis is “only” a 9 hour drive or a 2 hour flight away
Newbie’s here
Still get to catch the husbands’ games on TV
I can still smoke in bars
My God Dogs……….extra mwahs to make up for the omission!

Cons

With the exception of Big Sis, the family’s too far away
Miss my friends at home (I’d [...]

I’ve taken the subtle route……..

And it’s obviously not working!  So I’m going to be blatant about it!
I want a Wispa!  So does Big Sis!  She even went to the Cadbury’s website (she highly recommends their 80’s music collection!), all to no avail!  Here we are, in a strange country, no family close by (am I tugging at the heart [...]

Given the outpouring of suggestions……..

For my Halloween costume………..oh wait; there was no outpouring.  In fact the only idea came from Chris, and I use the word “idea” very loosely!
So I’m back to square one, with a minor adjustment.  Thanks for all the help - much appreciated!  Feckers!

Retail Therapy……..

Is a wonderful thing!  I decided to use my store cash; and hit the place with a vengeance!  I’m almost ashamed to admit I got a new purse - it’s an addiction I won’t apologize for!  I didn’t need a new purse; truth be told, I just got one last weekend (Thanks Mum!).  But no [...]

It’s bloody freezing!

And this cold spell is leading me to change my costume for a Halloween party I’m attending this weekend.  Not saying what the original costume idea was, but it’s safe to say I’d freeze me arse off! 
Now I’m stuck for ideas, so I’m turning to ye!  Help!!

Silence……….I Kill You!

Ahmed - The dead Terrorist

I asked before……..

If it’s possible to go back to being just friends after crossing the line into the big bad world of “Friends With Benefits”.  Apparently that answer would be no! 
Live and learn, eh?!

Surprises!

I love good surprises!  They’re just the bestest thing ever!!  You’re just plodding along, minding your business, then suddenly there ya go!  Surprise!
Life should throw little surprises our way more often!

Patience

Jersey Bitch is lamenting my lack of patience!  I really don’t know what she’s talking about; I’m a very patient person!
Ok, so maybe not very patient, but I have a little……..deep down inside somewhere!  I’ve grown accustomed to waiting for what I want - that qualifies, right??? 

Jumping to conclusions………

Will only drive you insane!  But we all do it; we start off with half the fecking story, and in our minds finish the bloody thing off - usually with the wrong ending!  Why do we do that??  What purpose does it serve???  No fecking purpose at all! 
Tonight I’d a situation all worked out in [...]

I’ve been diagnosed………

I’m suffering from PPE - Post Period Euphoria (apologies to the guys for another period post!). I’m practically giddy today!
A far cry from my mood over the past few days; the tears, the crabbiness, the bitchiness are all a thing of the past!  I know you find it hard to believe I was [...]

Sex Education

Ha!  I bet I’ve got your attention now!!
I have a friend who I thought was street wise; however, after the conversation we’ve just had via e-mail, I can see she’s got a lot to learn! 
She’s fessed up that she just recently found out what KY Jelly is and when her latest flavor of [...]

I’m not the bitch I used to be!

Jersey Bitch was out with her “friend of the opposite sex” (I’ve got to come up with a name for him!), who made the comment that while he’s scared of her, he’s not scared of me!  Yeah, antagonize the girl having hormone issues………….very bright!!  Jersey Bitch then said I’d lost my edge, my bitterness - [...]

The Future Mr. Limerick

Had a last minute change of venue on Friday night and ended up playing at Watering Hole Eile!  Which is exactly where I wasn’t!!  Why must the Gods mock me so????
It was still a good night, relaxing with friends, and I actually played my first game of pool since hurting my wrist!  I [...]

Some people check out eyes………

Some people check out asses.  Some may like your smile.  One dear friend of mine has a thing for ears!  Yeah, I don’t understand it either!  But that’s her thing; we all have a thing right????? 
So men of the Watering Hole, please keep your hair cut nice & short so she can ogle you at [...]

Wooohooo!!!! I made it!

My work day is over; I kept hoping that I’d come round at some point and snap out of my coma-like state, but no such luck.  But the day is done and I’m a happy camper!  I’d like to be a happy bunny but I’m not feeling that energetic right now!
We’re venturing to the Watering [...]

TGIF

It’s going to be a looooong day!  I don’t feel so good; in fact, I feel bloody miserable!  Lack of sleep will do that to a person.  But tomorrow I get to sleep in!  Yay!!  If Wonderpooch allows me to, that is! 
The Future Mr. Limerick is at the Watering Hole tonight; I’m sure I’ll muster [...]

It’s my anniversary!

It’s exactly one year to the day since I started blogging!  A whole year - who’d have thunk I’d ever have that much to say?? Or that I’d still be fecking saying it??? 
It’s all down to ye, my dear readers!  The way you look to me for advice and guidance!  It’s a lot of pressure, [...]

Up and down like a whore’s knickers!

That sums up my mood today!  I’ve cried, laughed, pitched a fit, and sat in silence.  And all before 10am!  I’m thankful Newbie’s a patient fella - I’d have already bailed on me if I was him! 
But after a very unhealthy, fat & calorie laden lunch (Thank you McDonalds!!), and some chocolate (Thank you Big Sis!!), I’m [...]

18 to Party, 21 to Drink

Is the latest rule to fall by the wayside.  Atlanta City Council have passed a new law, baring anyone under 21 from working/patronising any establishment where alcohol is consumed; restaurants, convenience & grocery stores being the exception to the rule.  So now, where are they supposed to go?  Is this another attempt to micro-manage the nightlife in [...]

Ever want to help a friend?

But you know there’s not a single thing you can do?  That’s got to be one of the worst feelings in the world!  All I can do is be supportive for them, be their shoulder to cry on.  It’s not enough, it’ll never be enough, but it’s all I can do.

I wanna go home!

But where is home??  When I’m here, I refer to Limerick as home.  When I’m in Limerick, I refer to Atlanta as home.  I’m all confused!
Anyone else have this problem??? 

A good pain??

Pain is pain, right?  It hurts!  I have a very low pain threshold; I’m a wimp when it comes down to it! 
Newbie decided to start taking Martial Arts.  Yesterday was his first “lesson” and he called last night, I could hear the pain in his voice.  He said every inch of his body hurt - and [...]

Are we getting dumber……..

With each passing generation?  I’d love to have a chance to experience what my grandparents & great-grandparents lived through - the invention of the telephone, telegram, etc.  Using electricity for the first time.  Life changing inventions we take for granted.  Theirs was a time of Marie Curie, Alexander Graham Bell, and Albert Einstein, to name but a [...]

The Much Anticipated Meeting

Between Big Sis and Newbie didn’t happen after all.  Big Sis had to make do with a picture and listening to my side of our phone conversations. 
He says they’ll meet next time; considering I see Big Sis about twice a year, I’d say he’s full of wishful thinking!  Or I’ve snared him with my dazzling [...]

Periods!

Yes I said it!  And I’ll say it again - Periods!  My mother refers to it as “my friend”.  I say that fucker is no friend of mine!  The cramps, the bloating, the water retention, the sore boobage, the mood swings………..you can keep it all!  Guess I’m not as unpredictable as I thought!
Mr. [...]

Jaffa Cakes, Crunchies……..

Smarties and Tayto’s - that sums up the loot I scored from Big Sis over the weekend. 
I’m a very happy bunny!  A chocolate high is imminent!  Which will confuse Newbie as he was warned to avoid me at all costs if I’m spotted munching on chocolate!   At least I can’t be accused of being [...]

Last night

Saw us heading to Fado.  It was so great to catch up with old friends and co-workers that I haven’t seen in forever!  I’m going to miss that spot!!  
But last night was well worth the trip down, and hopefully I won’t let as much time go by before I see everyone again!

It’s Saturday Night……..

And I’m sitting by myself on the couch, watching movies and talking to Wonderpooch!  Big Sis has long passed out and Bro-in-law just toddled off to bed.  It’s not even 10pm and I’m bored!
Jersey Bitch stopped by and shared a bottle of wine with me (more me than her, I should add!), while chatting to [...]

Aren’t compliments great???

I’ve mentioned in the past how I used to be a huge girl; honestly I should have beeped when I backed up!!  But those days are long gone!  The first thing Bro-in-law said when he saw me was how much more weight I’ve lost!  I was grinning from ear to ear!
And what was [...]

Mission “Find the Airport” from the south side

Successfully accomplished!
I’m so proud of myself - no wrong turns, no getting lost!  And I got there 5 minutes before they appeared!  Jaysus, we couldn’t have planned it better!! 
And now we’re relaxing, watching a DVD, and I’m about to crack open a bottle of wine.  Good times indeed!!  Still not sure if they’re [...]

I just tracked Big Sis’ flight…….

And all is well.  Now comes the tricky part; for the first time in the 8 years I’ve lived here, I’ve got to get to the airport coming from south of the city.  I’ve made the trip south of the city on a weekly basis for the past few months - do you think I [...]

A conversation with a friend…….

Sparked an interesting topic.  She’s found herself having to work with a guy she doesn’t know.  A guy who, a few years ago, she would have considered to have completely outclassed her.  Yet now, she’s completely as ease with him.
Is that a confidence thing?  A self-esteem thing?  Or, as adults, do we simply care less about things [...]

According to Mayor Shirley Franklin

We are entering a disaster situation.  The drought worsens, with Lake Lanier (which supplies water to over 1/3 of Atlanta) having enough water for approx 121 days.  We need rain, folks!  A fucking shitload of rain!
A total watering ban has been implemented; let your lawns & shrubs & plants die (is there a difference between [...]