Shocking moment of self-discovery this morning! Get your mind out of the gutter, fecking perverts!!
I’m a girlie girl! It’s awful! Atlanta G is by my side, reliving the (as she sees it) funnier moments from last night. Enter cute guy, who I’ve got a crush on. Exit all my abilities to speak and have a proper conversation!! Apparently I just sat there, smiling up at him! He probably thinks I’m a demented creature, who should be locked up!
And I’ve agreed to join the same group again next week! Oh dear Jesus!

