Always the optimistic pessimist

I’m looking for helpful hints - given my upcoming trip to San Fran, I’d like to know what you’re supposed to do during an earthquake?!  Trips rarely go off without a hitch for me.  I’m not dismissing an earthquake as a simple hitch but I’d like to cover all the bases, just in case.

Not that I’m predicting an earthquake; in fact I’m predicting that the worst thing to happen will be my inability to find an establishment showing the footie Sunday morning!  That will not make for happy bunny status!