Arsenal Fan v West Ham Fan

Where are all the United fans??   Why must the Gods mock me so??  Though I did get great enjoyment from United’s win over West Ham on Saturday!  Others didn’t appreciate my enthusiasm though.  If I thought he read this, I’d apologize.  But he doesn’t, so I won’t!  And we won’t tell him about it either!  Right Mr. M???? 

What type of person am I if I’m using football to pick between people?  I could look at their qualities, compare what each is bringing to the table.  Break down the potential relationship pros & cons bit by bit.  Oh no, not me!  I use football to determine a suitable mate - and I wonder why I’m the eternal single one! 

Having said all that, I think this time West Ham will have the upper hand over Arsenal!