I was recently asked
That if i was to have kids, at that point would I consider moving back to Ireland?
Should I ever be blessed with struck down with pregnancy, I would probably seriously consider moving back to Ireland. For the wonderful health care system? Uh……no! For the commendable education system? No. So my wonderfully well behaved little darling(s) can be close to their grandparents. Ok, yeah. There’s that and there’s so my daughter (cos God will give me a daughter as punishment for what I did to my parents!) won’t grow up to emulate the floozies I see swanning around here regularly.
I was by no means a model child when I was growing up; I look back at some stuff I did and I cringe, other times I look back and smile to myself! I’m sure the Parental Units have some idea of my antics back then, but I wonder if they know as much as I know?! They’re still talking to me so I’m guessing no!
I’m not relishing the idea of raising a mini-me! I most certainly will not raise a mini-me in this country - just look at the resources they have to avail of now! Maybe I’m just getting older (wiser doesn’t even come into play!), maybe I’m envious of my lost youth (let’s have a moment of silence for that!), or maybe I’m sick of kids being treated like best friends by their parents and being unruly little scuts. Whatever the reason, if you hear I’m heading back to the mother ship you’ll know why!
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Doesn’t mean you have to follow the herd. Our three little bowsies know what they can and cannot do. There are no excuses, no appeals and no parole and theres no way in hell I’d let them get away with any of that bollocks you see here.
They are polite, well behaved and well adjusted and know that a swift kick up the hole will come their way if they are otherwise.
Besides Ireland is every bit as bad nowadays.Or so I see/hear.
Oh, you just wait. When you do have a wee lass she’ll be your best friend. I never wanted, nor did I even expect, a girl. But she’s the apple of my eye and I adore her.
You will as well, just as your P. units adore you and my father adores me and ALL parents adore their sweet little girls, even if they are in reality mean little devils.
Interesting!!