Archive for May 16, 2008

Breaking up is hard to do

It’s even harder when the person being dumped doesn’t accept that they’ve come to the end of the road.  Ladies, if your “man” is dating someone else, you can take it as a sure sign he’s not pining for ya.  Pitching a fit, stalking him, or using whatever other tatics you deem necessary to get his attention, will not give him the warm fuzzies; it’ll simply make sure he’s got 911 on speed dial! 

Let’s define a bad breakup, shall we?  A recently conducted poll says that a bad breakup is one that drags on and on, with lots of arguing, name calling, and pettiness.  Anything other than that does not constitute a bad break up.  A breakup can be hard on a person - I’ll give ya that.  But that still doesn’t make it a bad breakup. 

At some point take the high road and act like the mature adult you claim to be - no screaming obscenities when you hear s/he has moved on and is dating someone new, no guilting them into spending time with you as friends - if they wanted to be friends with you, you’d know it. 

The sooner you accept that it’s over, the sooner you can get out there and look for the next replacement idiot - after all, they’re a dime a dozen!!

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