Payback or entertainment?

Some men stray, some men don’t.  Some women stray, some women don’t.  It’s all the luck of the draw, maybe you get lucky and have Mr. Faithful by your side, maybe your luck runs out and you get Mr. Juggler instead. 

Men react differently than women when they find out their loved one has cheated on them.  It usually involves consuming large amounts of alcohol with the boys, checking out the rack on the waitresses, and beating some poor random fool to a pulp cos he looked at them the wrong way. 

But women are a whole different kettle of fish.  Some women will gather their pride and walk away, rather than disgrace themselves by facing off with the “other woman”.  They’ll have their girlfriends rush over to comfort them, loaded down with wine and chick flicks.  They’ll have a cleansing ceremony, where they’ll destroy one of his most treasured possessions, which he conveniently “forgot” while she was screaming at him to pack his shit and leave.  They’ll mourn & weep for an acceptable amount of time, til the girlfriends rally around her and encourage her to get back in the dating pool again. 

Some women though are simply too idiotic to realize that no good will ever come from threatening to kick someone’s ass.   They won’t break up with the cheater – after all he didn’t mean it.  He was lured from her loving arms by some Jezebel who flaunted her assets in his face.  And that Jezebel must pay the price for having such distracting assets.  They may stalk her for a while, getting her schedule down to the millisecond.  They’ll know when she eats, sleeps, picks her nose, and pulls her underwear from her butt crack – if the Jezebel is a fan of undergarments!  All the while telling their darling cheater how they’re waiting for Jezebel, how they’ll show her a lesson.  And that’s when the fun begins! 

It never ends well.   But it’s funny as hell to watch from the peanut gallery!